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The full phone sex-line commercial from last week's 30 Rock episode:

Swoon! Jon Hamm on 30 Rock Clip

I want to go to there...

Friday Tiddies

Seriously, why didn't I start this website Negative Sideburns except I would have called it "anti-sideburns" after this old dude who always drank at this dive bar that I went to in college, shout out to Silhouette!

Karl Lagerfeld's 10 minute short about Coco Chanel is live. I hate to say it, it was a lil boring. I only typed those words cause I know Karl will never read this blog.

Finally, I hate to even draw a slight comparison between myself & Liz Lemon cause she's so hip and so now but I will anyway. The flashback in this clip from last night's 30 Rock totally reminded of this time in high school when I was "flirting" with a boy and then he kinda gave me the cold shoulder. I was talking to my friend like "aw shucks I'm such a loser", and she was like "um what are you talking about you were being an asshole to him." That's when I (sorta) learned flirting is not mocking people.

Now I'm Really In The Mood For Chinese Food

Whoa, you can bid to spend Christmas Eve and Morning in the house from A Christmas Story. Usually weird film tie-ins like this seem pretty lame, but I feel like this would actually live up to expectations. And it's for charity, so that is pretty worthwhile. Someday, I will make it to Cleveland.

Floyd: If the whole world moved to their favorite vacation spots, then the whole world would live in Hawaii and Italy and Cleveland.

via Defamer

Blergh, I Gave In and Watched