Thursday, May 1, 2008

Rock Of Love: The New Class

So there's been a rumor that next season's Rock of Love will feature Richie Sambora. Thank god that rumor has been quelled. He is too puffy and all the contestants would be old ladies from NJ.

My dream replacement would be Sebastian Bach (but he's married):

This would be the equivalent to "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". (Sidenote: this is one of my favorite songs ever.)