I cannot wait for Season 2 of The Housewives of NYC, I hope all the action in the second season happens in Alex McCord's house and has something to do with that pool. Read the full story at NY Mag

I think everything can be summed up through this Mitch Hedberg bit:
I saw a commercial for an above-ground pool, it was 30 seconds long. Because that's the maximum amount of time you can picture yourself having fun in an above-ground pool. If it was 31 seconds, the actor would say "The water is only up to here? What do I do now? Throw the ball back to Jimmy? Or put some goggles on and look at his feet?"