The Other Housewife of NYC

Jill Zarin is talking smack about Alex McCord and hubby:

"I do not speak to those two. First of all, he drinks too much. And is very insulting. And they are not invited to my July Fourth party in the Hamptons, which is very big and which is my fifth annual and which everybody wants to come to. She and I will keep doing the show, of course, but I will have nothing to do with her otherwise."

Seriously, Jill, I don't think she needs your party. Have you seen Alex's pool?

I cannot wait for Season 2 of The Housewives of NYC, I hope all the action in the second season happens in Alex McCord's house and has something to do with that pool. Read the full story at NY Mag

I think everything can be summed up through this Mitch Hedberg bit:
I saw a commercial for an above-ground pool, it was 30 seconds long. Because that's the maximum amount of time you can picture yourself having fun in an above-ground pool. If it was 31 seconds, the actor would say "The water is only up to here? What do I do now? Throw the ball back to Jimmy? Or put some goggles on and look at his feet?"

That's it?

The finale of The Real Housewives of NYC was last nite. It did not disappoint, although it did end too soon. The climax was a dinner at the 21 Club with all the housewives and their families (eww they brought their kids, tacky!). This asshole doesn't even know what year it is, check out the clip here. (Please note Alex's indiscriminate use of blush, I think she let that asshole apply it.)